⭐🚽⭐ …So, in honour of “World Toilet Day,” I now present my prize-winning poem, “Regarding This Spiffy Biffy,” which won third place in the prestigious Cottage Life – Al Purdy Potty Poetry Contest, back in 2015. (I think the prize was a hundred dollars.)

🐸 Here’s a link to some old info about that competition, so you’ll know I’m not joking about this: https://www.griffinpoetryprize.com/the-cottage-life-al-purdy-potty-poetry-contest-early-bird-draw/